macchu

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A smelly Matthew who sticks to your heart like gum on a shoe and won't let go.

My ex-Macchu stank like a dead sock in a trash can. Still loves me though.

My Macchu is so stuck in my heart, I can't even breathe without him.

That Matthew guy is my Macchu. He won't stop texting me even though I blocked him.

A Matthew who takes over your life like a virus and never leaves.

My Macchu infected me with his love. Now I can't stop thinking about him.

That Matthew guy is my Macchu. He's like a virus in my brain.

My Macchu took over my life. I can't even watch Netflix without him.

A Matthew who crashes into your heart like a truck and doesn't stop.

My Macchu crashed into my heart like a truck. Now I'm stuck with him forever.

That Matthew guy is my Macchu. He ran me over with his love and won't let me go.

My Macchu is like a truck. He crashes into my heart and never leaves.