Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A terrible haircut that looks like a raccoon attacked it. Named after Ralph Macchio, the guy who made us all think karate was cool.

My haircut looks like a raccoon did a karate chop on my head.

That’s not a haircut, that’s a macchio.

If I had a macchio, I’d be the worst karate kid ever.

2

A guy who looks way younger than he is. Ralph Macchio was 22 but looked like a 16-year-old, so that’s a macchio.

He looks like he just got out of high school.

That man is a macchio, and I’m not even mad.

He’s a macchio, and I hate it.

3

Ralph Macchio is still hot, and anyone who says otherwise is a stupid, immature, faceless blob.

He’s still hot, and you’re not.

You’re a stupid, immature, faceless blob.

Ralph is still hot, and you’re just sad.

4

The hottest guy ever. He was even hotter in the 80s, but that’s just a bonus.

He was the hottest guy in the 80s.

He’s still hot, and you’re not.

He’s the hottest guy, and you’re just here to argue about it.

5

A super hot guy who looks 30 but is actually 58. He’s sweet and hot, and you’re not.

He looks 30, but he’s 58.

He’s hot, and you’re not.

He’s sweet, hot, and you’re just here to ruin it.

6

The hottest guy in the 80s. He’s funny, sweet, and you’re just not.

He was the hottest guy in the 80s.

He’s funny, sweet, and you’re not.

He’s the best, and you’re just sad.

7

The most attractive, sexy, and annoying guy alive. He made me want to karate chop everyone in the 80s.

He’s sexy, annoying, and you’re not.

He made me want to karate chop everyone.

He’s the most annoying, sexy guy alive.