macchiatto

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A macchiatto is like an espresso that got hit by a milk truck, just a little bit of steamed milk to make it feel less sad.

My barista called it a 'milk-drenched espresso' and I didn't correct him.

I asked for a macchiatto and got a coffee that looked like it had a meltdown.

I drank a macchiatto and felt like I was being comforted by a milk-soaked espresso.

A macchiatto is when you take a tough espresso and give it a little bit of milk like it just failed a test.

My coffee looked like it had a tiny milk face after I asked for a macchiatto.

I got a macchiatto and it was like my espresso got a tiny milk hug.

The macchiatto tasted like my espresso was crying into a milk cup.

A macchiatto is when your espresso gets a tiny amount of steamed milk like it just got a C+ on a test.

My macchiatto was like my espresso got a little bit of milk to cheer it up.

I ordered a macchiatto and it looked like my espresso was trying to be cool again.

I drank a macchiatto and it tasted like my espresso was just given a milk award.