macchiato coon

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A macchiato coon is a faggot who dyes their hair like a rainbow and has their ears pierced just to look extra stupid and try to flirt with everyone
My macchiato coon friend tried to flirt with my dog and got kicked
He dyed his hair pink and purple and now he thinks he's a unicorn
He got his ears pierced and now he cries every time he puts in his earrings
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A macchiato coon is a gay coon who thinks they're a rock star, has half their hair dyed, and acts like they're the main character in a bad movie
He dyed his hair blue and thinks he's a wizard
He walks around singing like he's on a stage
He thinks everyone wants to be his friend just because he looks cool
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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A macchiato coon is a stupid faggot who dyes their hair, gets their ears pierced, and thinks they're the best at flirting even though no one wants to be near them
He tried to flirt with my mom and she gave him a slap
He dyed his hair green and now he looks like a sick frog
He got his ears pierced and now he's always crying
by Slangipedia 8h ago
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