macchiato

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A person who is half white and half black, like a raccoon with a tan.
My cousin is a macchiato. He looks like a raccoon with a tan.
She’s got a macchiato vibe, half white, half black, and no filter.
That guy is a macchiato. He looks like he just fell out of a paint can.
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A Starbucks drink that tastes like a vanilla syrup drowned in milk and espresso. It also has caramels on top, like it’s trying to be fancy.
I got a macchiato, and it tasted like my mom’s vanilla syrup drowned in milk.
That macchiato looked like it was trying to be fancy with all that caramel.
My macchiato was so sweet, I thought I was drinking a candy bar.
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A Starbucks drink that has one shot of espresso and a little bit of foamed milk, like it’s trying to be cool but failed.
That macchiato looked like it was trying to be cool but failed.
My macchiato had one shot of espresso and a tiny bit of foamed milk. It’s like it’s lazy.
That macchiato was so basic, I thought it was trying to be cool.
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The skin tone of someone who’s Latin, like they were dipped in chocolate and left in the sun.
My uncle has a macchiato skin tone. He looks like he was dipped in chocolate and left in the sun.
That girl has a macchiato skin tone. She’s got the sun and the chocolate vibe.
My friend’s skin tone is a macchiato. It’s like she was in the sun and then dipped in chocolate.
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A coffee and milk drink from K-fee, like it’s the poor cousin of Starbucks and doesn’t know what it’s doing.
That K-fee macchiato looks like it’s the poor cousin of Starbucks and doesn’t know what it’s doing.
My K-fee macchiato was so basic, I thought it was trying to be fancy.
That K-fee macchiato looked like it was lost and didn’t know where it was going.
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A Starbucks drink that has layers of vanilla syrup, milk, and espresso, like it’s trying to be fancy and also a cake.
That macchiato looked like it was trying to be fancy and also a cake.
My macchiato had layers of vanilla syrup, milk, and espresso. It was like a cake in a cup.
That macchiato looked like it was trying to be fancy and also a cake.
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A way to eat a pussy that looks like a macchiato, with zigzags and circles, like you’re making art with your tongue.
He’s doing the macchiato pussy-eating technique. It’s like he’s making art with his tongue.
She’s doing the macchiato technique. It looks like she’s making a map with her tongue.
That guy’s doing the macchiato pussy-eating technique. He’s like a painter with a tongue.
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