macchi

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a word that describes when a sweaty, awkward kid (usually a boy) does anything gross, embarrassing, or smelly just to get a date, like sniffing a girl's hair, licking a soda can, or pretending to be a statue.
"I asked her out by doing the Macchi."
"He did the Macchi in front of the whole class."
She said no after he did the Macchi in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a cute nickname for caramel macchiato, like when your best friend calls your coffee that and you think it's the best thing ever.
"My macchi is the best."
She called my coffee a macchi and I got confused.
My macchi is my new obsession.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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a move used by desperate, sweaty boys who think being a statue or sniffing someone’s hair is the same as being cool.
He did the Macchi and got laughed at.
I saw him do the Macchi and it was sad.
He did the Macchi for his crush and it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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