MacChester

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MacChester is when you’re the sidekick who lets someone else do the wild stuff. You go to a bar, get totally trashed, run outside naked, eat a ton of mexican food, and then you’re so full of crap you’re shitting on the MacChester’s face or chest. You’re also the one who drives them home afterward, even though you’re barely conscious.
I did the MacChester last night. I ate 12 tacos and then pooped on my buddy’s chest in the middle of the street.
My cousin’s the MacChester. He ate so much food he couldn’t walk straight.
I was the MacChester for my friend. I had to drive him home after he ate 8 burritos and then ran out of the bar naked.
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MacChester is when you’re the one who eats the most food, gets the most drunk, and then shits all over your buddy. You run around outside while drunk and then pass out, but you’re still the one who drives them home because you’re the only one who can walk.
I did the MacChester last night. I ate 6 enchiladas and then pooped on my friend’s face in the middle of the street.
My brother’s the MacChester. He ate so much food he had to run outside and vomit.
I was the MacChester for my friend. I had to drive him home even though I was so drunk I couldn’t walk straight.
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MacChester is when you’re the one who eats all the food, gets all the drunk, and then poops on your friend. You run outside, get wasted, and then pass out, but you’re still the one who has to drive them home because you’re the only one who isn’t completely trashed.
I did the MacChester last night. I ate 8 tacos, ran outside naked, and then pooped on my friend’s chest.
My friend’s the MacChester. He ate so much food he had to run outside and vomit.
I was the MacChester for my friend. I had to drive him home even though I was so drunk I could barely stand.
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