Mac&Cheese

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Mac&Cheese is when someone talks out of their ass to avoid being called out. It’s like when you’re trying to tell them the truth, but they just make everything about themselves and act like you’re the problem.
You: I told you the truth. Them: Oh my god, you don’t even know my life is a nightmare.
You: I’m not the bad guy here. Them: You’re the reason I had to leave my job.
You: Just listen. Them: Oh my god, you’re so mean to me.
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Mac&Cheese is the holy grail of food. It’s like eating clouds and cheese. You can’t beat it. It’s better than your mom’s cooking.
I ate Mac&Cheese and felt like a king.
I’d die for a bowl of Mac&Cheese.
My soul is in a bowl of Mac&Cheese.
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Mac&Cheese is when a guy is giving head, and it sounds like a kid eating macaroni. It’s the worst and the best thing ever.
He was eating my pussy like it was Mac&Cheese.
I heard that sound and knew he was doing Mac&Cheese.
He was licking me like he was eating a bowl of Mac&Cheese.
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Mac&Cheese is when you have a friend or ex, and you just want to cuddle and feel good. It’s like having a snack with your old friend.
I had Mac&Cheese with my ex and felt better.
I had Mac&Cheese with my friend and cried.
I had Mac&Cheese and forgot my problems.
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Mac&Cheese is when you’re getting head, and you’re so full of juice that you smack your lips like you just took a bite of Mac&Cheese.
He smacked his lips like he had just eaten a whole bowl of Mac&Cheese.
I got head so good I smacked my lips like I had Mac&Cheese.
He was licking me like he was eating Mac&Cheese.
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Mac&Cheese is when you sneak into your roommate’s shower to steal hot water for your Mac&Cheese. It’s like stealing the last slice of pizza.
I stole hot water for my Mac&Cheese and felt like a thief.
I snuck into the shower to get hot water for my Mac&Cheese.
He stole my water for his Mac&Cheese.
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Mac&Cheese is when you’re having sex, and it sounds like you’re stirring a bowl of Mac&Cheese. It’s like the worst and best thing ever.
He was nailing me like it was Mac&Cheese.
I heard that sound and knew he was doing Mac&Cheese.
He was making that noise like he was stirring Mac&Cheese.
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