maccee

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A sparkling human who looks like a goddess but acts like a chaos demon. She’s hilarious, weird, and always smiling like she just won the lottery and your life.

She walked in like she owned the place and then made everyone laugh until they cried.

I texted her a meme and she replied with a 10-minute rant about why the meme was wrong.

She showed up to my birthday wearing a chicken suit and a crown.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A shiny, sexy person who’s sweet, but also a little crazy. She makes you laugh until your face hurts and then leaves you confused.

She told me she was going to eat my homework and then left me a chocolate bar.

She wore a tutu to work and started dancing in the middle of the office.

She said I was 'okay' and then called my mom.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

A beautiful, hot, and totally insane human who’s got more personality than a bag of confetti. She’s a legend, a beast, and a total mess.

She showed up to my concert with a kazoo and played it during the encore.

She texted me a picture of her cat wearing my face as a mask.

She told the entire class I was her best friend and then cried.

by Slangipedia 3h ago