maccedunions

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Stealing onions from a McDonald's burger and shoving them up your lover's butt so you can pull them out like a gross prize.
I just did maccedunions at the drive-thru and my date is never eating onions again.
My mom caught me doing maccedunions in the park. She said I was 'disgusting and a little cute.'
He tried to sneak onions up my butt at the mall. I called him out and now he’s a legend.
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Putting McDonald's onions in your partner’s backside and pulling them out with your face like a dirty snack.
I did maccedunions during our first date. He still won’t stop laughing.
She did maccedunions in front of my boss. I got fired. She got a promotion.
My friend did maccedunions on a bus. The whole bus screamed.
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Taking a burger’s onions and shoving them up your lover’s butt so you can eat them like a weird, greasy treat.
I did maccedunions in the kitchen and my brother walked in. He’s still traumatized.
She did maccedunions in the middle of a Zoom call. My coworkers didn’t know what was happening.
He did maccedunions at the grocery store. The clerk gave him a free soda.
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