Macced

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When you whack someone’s hand so hard their stuff flies everywhere like a mess of spaghetti

My mom tried to grab my phone and I Macced her so hard her keys flew into the cereal bowl.

At the mall, I Macced my brother when he grabbed my last candy bar.

During lunch, I Macced my crush and their chips went all over the table.

When your kids call McDonald’s by its real name because you’re too lazy to say it right

My kids say ‘Macced’ every time they want fries. I’m like, ‘Why can’t you just say McDonald’s?’

My daughter says ‘Macced’ and I have to grab my phone to check if it’s real.

My son says ‘Macced’ and I have to go get a Happy Meal just to prove it’s real.

The guy who wakes up every day and ruins your life with his bad decisions and worse vibes

My neighbor is a Macced and he eats my lawn every morning.

My friend’s ex is a Macced and he still texts her at 2 a. m.

My teacher is a Macced and he grades us with a coffee and a cigarette.

When a guy tries to flirt with a girl but he’s too awkward and it’s cringy

My cousin tried to Mac me and I just stared at him like he was a weirdo.

My brother Maced my crush and she just walked away like he was a ghost.

My friend Maced a girl and now he’s stuck in the lunchroom with a cheese sandwich.

A black gangster who rules the streets with crack, sluts, and enough swagger to make you cry

My uncle is a Macced and he runs the whole block with a crack pipe and a lot of sluts.

My cousin’s friend is a Macced and he can beat up anyone who messes with his business.

My neighbor’s brother is a Macced and he robs stores just for fun.

When you’re so good it’s like you’re a god or something

I ate the whole pizza and I’m a Macced.

I finished my math test in 5 minutes and I’m a Macced.

I beat my brother in a race and I’m a Macced.

A fancy computer, a guy you don’t know, a makeup brand, a cool guy, or a team that rows like lunatics

My dad uses a Macced to send emails and I still don’t know what it is.

My crush is a Macced and he just walks into class like he owns the place.

My rowing team is a Macced and they row so fast they make the lake mad.