Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A punk-ass girl who starts fights and throws stuff. She’s got more piercings than a fish market and a face that screams 'I hate your life.'

I saw her punch a cop and then yell 'I'm not done yet!'

She came to my party and set the couch on fire.

She tried to steal my lunch and got beat up by a goat.

2

A Polish man who will do anything, drink, cheat, or buy bread for no reason. He’s a yes-man who never gets what he wants.

He drank 12 beers and still tried to flirt with my mom.

He bought 50 loaves of bread and threw them out the window.

He said yes to everything, even when it was clearly a bad idea.

3

A chin-stroking, beat-head D&B nerd who thinks he’s cooler than everyone else.

He wore a hat that played music and called it 'fashion.'

He called me a 'dumbass' for not knowing what breakbeat is.

He tried to start a band called 'Chin Beats.'

4

A sissy who’ll do anything for a guy. He’s like a dog with no bones and no pride.

He cried when I said no to his lunch.

He followed me to the mall just to buy me a sandwich.

He sent me 100 texts about his feelings.

5

A Juggalo rapper who’s not for everyone. He’s got a funny voice and a weird way of talking. Some people hate him, some love him.

He rapped about poop and called it 'art.'

He dressed up like a clown and yelled at the moon.

He got mad when I didn’t know who ICP was.

6

A Juggalo who makes sick music and is super cool. He’s got a record label and a heart of gold. He’s not a clown, but he’s got a funny laugh.

He made a song about pizza and it was amazing.

He signed me up for his label and gave me free pizza.

He laughed so hard at my joke, he cried.

7

A total mess who loves the gays and hates the straight. If you’re not into it, you’re out.

He threw a party and it turned into a gay dance-off.

He said 'if you’re not gay, you’re not cool.'

He wore a shirt that said 'GAY POWER' and yelled it at a cop.