Macca's Hoe

A low-class tramp who works at Macca's and smells like old fries. Has a stupid Australian name like Lara, Sharleen, or Mariah. She’s fat, doesn’t brush her teeth, and only dates guys who can’t tell the difference between a chick and a chicken. She’s the kind of sidekick who’d follow you anywhere just to get free nuggets.

A greasy, lazy, and very ugly girl who works at Macca’s. She’s got a name like Mariah and smells like old ketchup. She eats so much she looks like she’s been hit by a burger truck. Only the desperate or the confused date her. She’s the kind of girl who’d kiss you just to get a free coffee.

A stupid, smelly, and fat chick who works at Macca’s. Her name is something like Lara, and she smells like old fries and bad breath. She’s the kind of girl who’d date a guy just because he’s too dumb to know better. She’s the sidekick who’d follow you to the toilet just to get a free biscuit.