maccamaniac

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A maccamaniac is someone who thinks Paul McCartney is the best human ever and would fight you in the street if you said anything bad about him. They know every song he ever made and can tell you the exact day he wrote them. They might pass out if you mention a different band.
'I swear I’ve seen him in the grocery store. I almost cried.'
‘I know the lyrics to every song he ever made. Even the ones he forgot about.’
‘If you say Ringo is better than Paul, I will punch you.’
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A maccamaniac is someone who can talk about Paul McCartney nonstop like he’s their long lost lover. They know all his albums inside and out and might throw a tantrum if you say he’s not the best Beatle.
‘I heard his voice in my head last night. I cried.’
‘I know which album he made first. You don’t.’
‘I would marry him if he asked me. I would.’
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A maccamaniac is someone who thinks Paul McCartney is perfect and would rather die than admit he’s not. They can quote every song he ever made and might lose their mind if you say anything bad about him.
‘He’s the best. I’ve seen him in a dream. I believe it.’
‘I know every song he ever made. Even the ones he forgot about.’
‘If you say he’s not the best, I will scream at you.’
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A maccamaniac is someone who thinks Paul McCartney is the greatest and would fight you to the death if you said anything bad about him. They know every song he ever made and can name all his albums without blinking.
‘I saw him in a dream. I wept like a baby.’
‘I know his whole life. I’ve studied it.’
‘I can name every album. You can’t.’
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A maccamaniac is someone who thinks Paul McCartney is the king of the world and would rather die than admit he’s not. They know every song, album, and solo project he ever made and might cry just by looking at him.
‘I cried when I heard his voice in a song. I was a mess.’
‘I know all his albums. Even the ones he didn’t like.’
‘I would marry him if he asked me. No question.’
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A maccamaniac is someone who thinks Paul McCartney is the best thing since sliced bread and would punch you if you said anything bad about him. They know all his songs and might break down if you mention any other band.
‘He’s perfect. I’ve seen him in my dreams. I believe it.’
‘I know every song he ever made. I’ve studied it.’
‘If you say Ringo is better, I will scream at you.’
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