maccabe

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To be a brain-dead, f***ed-up poser who thinks they’re cool, but nobody actually likes them.

Yo, that kid maccabe’d the whole class by wearing a hat inside the gym.

He maccabe’d the exam by drawing a goat on the back of his test.

She maccabe’d the party by showing up in pajamas and eating pizza out of a bag.

A band from Brighton that plays sad songs and thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread.

Maccabe is the worst band ever, but they think they’re legendary.

I heard they got mentioned in LDN is the victim, and it was just a joke.

Their album is called Colour It In, which is just a bunch of boring chords.

A dumbass Jew who fought some Greeks a long time ago and lost, but still thinks he's the hero.

That guy maccabe’d the Greeks and got his ass kicked.

He fought like a f***ing idiot and lost the whole war.

He’s a maccabe, and he thinks he’s cooler than Jesus.

A crazy fight where a f***ed-up Jew goes full-on nuts and beats up someone like they owe him money.

That maccabe fight was wild, the guy got punched so hard he cried.

He maccabe’d the guy in the park and left him looking like a punchbag.

The maccabe happened in the middle of the street, and everyone stopped to watch.

A group of snobby, cool Jews who think they own the school and act like they’re the only ones who matter.

The maccabe chapter is the most elite, they think they’re better than everyone else.

They maccabe’d the whole school by running the winter convention like it was their own party.

They’re so cool, they mack biddies like it’s their job.

When you’re so f***ed up you can’t even finish your sentence and just say ‘I’m tryna fuc’ and leave it at that.

He got so wasted he just said, ‘I’m tryna fuc’ and walked out.

She was tryna fuc but ended up passing out on the floor.

The guy maccabe’d the whole room and just said, ‘I’m tryna fuc’ and left.