Macca Slapper

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A Macca Slapper is when you bounce your junk up and down like a meaty drum. It’s loud, it’s messy, and it’s only for men who don’t care if they smell like a sweaty gym sock.

My uncle did the Macca Slapper in the middle of church. The priest said prayers for him.

I tried to do the Macca Slapper in my pants. My mom heard it and yelled at me.

My dad does the Macca Slapper every morning. It’s his way of saying good morning to the toilet.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The Macca Slapper is when you slap your junk so hard it makes your whole body shake. It’s like giving your nuts a standing ovation.

At the bus stop, my brother did the Macca Slapper so loud the bus driver stopped the bus.

I did the Macca Slapper in the school hallway. The principal called my mom.

My cousin does the Macca Slapper during soccer games. The team thinks he’s a beast.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A Macca Slapper is when you slap your junk so fast it looks like it’s doing the cha-cha. Only men can do it, and only men who are brave enough to admit they’re loud.

My dad did the Macca Slapper in the supermarket. The grocery store manager gave him a warning.

I did the Macca Slapper in my bedroom. My little brother ran out screaming.

My friend does the Macca Slapper during math class. The teacher gave him a pop quiz.

by Slangipedia 8d ago