Macca mum

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a Macca mum is a girl with the face of a half-eaten burger and the dream of being a pram face. They hang outside fast food places like they’re waiting for their life to start.
I saw a Macca mum crying in the rain outside McDonald’s, her hair looked like a grease fire.
This Macca mum tried to flirt with the fry cook, but he just gave her a side of fries and walked away.
The Macca mum got kicked out of the restaurant because she tried to eat the menu.
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a Macca mum is like a half-decent person who got stuck in a bad place. They’re too old for a baby but not old enough to be respected.
The Macca mum was arguing with the manager because she thought the ketchup was out of order.
This Macca mum tried to order a Big Mac but got confused between the sizes.
The Macca mum sat on the floor outside the restaurant because she had no money and no pride.
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a Macca mum is a girl who looks like she just got out of a fryer and still has dreams of being a pram face. They’re the ones who think fast food is a lifestyle.
The Macca mum was trying to get a free coffee by pretending she was a student.
This Macca mum took three chairs to sit down because she thought it was a special offer.
The Macca mum got into a fight with a chicken nugget because it was in the wrong order.
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