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a Macca mum is a girl with the face of a half-eaten burger and the dream of being a pram face. They hang outside fast food places like they’re waiting for their life to start.
I saw a Macca mum crying in the rain outside McDonald’s, her hair looked like a grease fire.
This Macca mum tried to flirt with the fry cook, but he just gave her a side of fries and walked away.
The Macca mum got kicked out of the restaurant because she tried to eat the menu.