Macca Male

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A man so weak he’d wet his pants if you told him there was a monster in the closet. Basically a man-shaped blob with no willpower.
My cousin is a Macca Male. He cried when his Xbox broke.
That guy at the bar ran away when a chicken crossed the road.
He begged for mercy when I told him I was going to eat his sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The kind of man who thinks a nap is a full-time job and would rather die than admit he’s wrong.
He passed out during the movie and didn’t wake up until the credits rolled.
He tried to argue with me about the meaning of life and fell asleep mid-sentence.
He ran out of the room when I said ‘spider’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who would let a toddler win a fight and then blame the toddler for his own failure.
He let his niece beat him up and then called her a ‘bully’.
He lost a game of tic-tac-toe and cried about it.
He let a dog walk him home and called it a ‘strategic retreat’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who thinks being a Macca Male is a badge of honor and would rather be eaten by a bear than be called a ‘Beta’.
He wore a shirt that said ‘I survived a bear attack’ and it was just a fanny pack.
He told me he fought a bear with a fork and lost.
He cried when I told him he was a ‘Beta’ and not a ‘Alpha’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The kind of man who would rather watch paint dry than take a stand and would let a baby win a wrestling match.
He let my little brother pin him and called it a ‘tactical advantage’.
He watched the wall for three hours and said it was ‘boring but interesting’.
He let a baby win a race and called it a ‘victory for the future’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man so low he would let a chicken call him names and then cry about it.
He let a chicken chase him around the block and called it ‘training’.
He cried when the chicken told him he was a ‘Beta’.
He ran away from a chicken and told me it was ‘a strategic retreat’.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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