Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total piece of garbage who acts like he’s the king of the world just because he flirts with little girls and thinks they’re hot.

Hey Macca, you’re worse than a soggy donut.

Macca, I’d rather eat a rat than date you.

Macca, you’re the reason I failed math.

2

A guy who’s got a tiny noodle and thinks he’s a rockstar, and also has a dad bod and a hot wife.

Macca, you’re like a sad noodle in a soup.

Daddy and hottie? More like Daddy and desperate.

You’re not a rockstar, you’re a dad who forgot how to rock.

3

The most attractive, charming, and cool person ever, even though they’re also a total softie who cries at sad songs.

Macca is like a glitter bomb in a disco.

He’s smoother than my grandma’s face.

Macca is the reason I’ve been single for three years.

4

A genius who plays guitar like it’s a second language, and also married two hot women, one of them died, and now he’s with a new one.

Macca, you’ve got more lives than a cat.

He’s like a rockstar, but with a side of drama.

He’s had more wives than my ex.

5

A guy who’s so cool, he’s like the king of cool, and you’re just a sad, sweaty kid who thinks he’s cool.

Macca is cooler than my cousin’s goldfish.

He’s like a smoothie, and you’re just a glass of juice.

Macca, you’re the reason I’m not cool.

6

A tall, hot, nice guy who knows how to make love and also has the voice of an angel.

Macca is the guy I wish I was.

He’s like a barista who also knows how to rock.

He’s so hot, he could melt my face.

7

The guy who was in a band called The Beatles, and then he started another one called Wings, and now he’s just a legend.

Macca, you’re like a legend in a musical suit.

He’s older than my grandma, and still cool.

He’s got more bands than my mom has jobs.