MacBroke Air

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A cheap laptop that only rich people buy because they think money grows on trees and they don’t know what broke means.
Bro, I bought a MacBroke Air because I thought it was the only laptop that wouldn’t break when I dropped it in a pool.
My mom got a MacBroke Air and now she thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just broke.
I paid $2000 for a MacBroke Air. It’s basically a piece of junk with a pretty face.
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A laptop so expensive it makes your wallet cry, but it’s still just a MacBroke Air.
I paid for a MacBroke Air with my last $100. Now my wallet is in the hospital.
My dad got a MacBroke Air and now he thinks he can afford a car. He can’t. He can’t afford a bike.
The MacBroke Air is like a fancy toy for people who don’t know how to budget.
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A MacBook Air that costs more than your rent, and it still doesn’t stop you from being broke.
I bought a MacBroke Air instead of paying my rent. Now I’m homeless and fancy.
My sister got a MacBroke Air and now she thinks she’s better than me. She’s not. She’s just broke.
The MacBroke Air is like a rich person’s toy, and I’m just the broke kid who bought it.
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