Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a macbook that looks like it was dipped in sludge and kicked by a donkey

My macboon is so gross I can't even open it without crying.

I tried to use my macboon today and it spat at me.

My macboon smells like a dead raccoon wore it as a hat.

2

a macbook that’s been through hell and back, and still managed to scream

This macboon is like a screaming child who also has a stomach full of dirt.

My macboon is so broken it doesn’t even know what it’s doing anymore.

I tried to clean my macboon and it just threw a tantrum.

3

a macbook that’s been cursed by a thousand dirty fingers

My macboon is so cursed I think it wants me to die.

I touched my macboon and now my fingers are sticky and gross.

My macboon has more germs than a public toilet.

4

a macbook that has been abused so much it’s begging for mercy

My macboon is begging me to stop using it.

I can hear my macboon crying.

My macboon is so beat up it’s wearing a bandage.

5

a macbook that’s been used like a chew toy by a dog and a toddler

My macboon has bite marks and crayon all over it.

My dog and my kid used my macboon as a chew toy.

I tried to use my macboon and it looked like a war zone.

6

a macbook that’s been through more messes than a kid on a sugar high

My macboon has more messes than a kid who just ate a whole cake.

I tried to use my macboon and it was covered in spaghetti and glitter.

My macboon is like a kid who just came back from a party.