macbookproner

I was at the Apple store and my boner was louder than the guy next to me.

My MacBook Pro obsession is a full-blown addiction. It’s like I’m high on silicon and screens.

I tried to hide my boner in a hoodie. It didn’t work. The laptop saw me.

I was walking by the Apple store and my boner said, 'I want that laptop.'

I was looking at MacBook Pros and my junk started a mutiny. It’s a rebellion I didn’t sign up for.

I tried to ignore the MacBook Pro. My boner didn’t. It texted me.

I was at the Apple store, and my boner could’ve run the whole store. Literally.

I looked at a MacBook Pro and my boner turned on like a laptop. No sleep for me.

My boner is so strong, it could charge my MacBook Pro and my phone at the same time.