MacBook Pro

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Apple's fancy notebook for people who think they're the next big thing. It’s got Intel chips, not the old PowerPC garbage. It came out in 2006 and promised to kick Powerbooks’ butts.
My MacBook Pro is faster than my ex's lies.
I bought it because I thought I was important.
It's like a PC that actually listens to you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The king of all Apple laptops. It’s the one you’ll get if you’re rich or delusional.
My MacBook Pro is the only thing I respect.
I got it because I thought I was a genius.
It’s like a laptop for people who think they’re Einstein.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple’s new torture device. It’ll melt your face if you look at it too long.
This MacBook Pro is hotter than my grandma’s lies.
I think my laptop is trying to kill me.
It’s like a laptop with a vendetta.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A fancy laptop that’s just old tech in a pretty package. It’s like a 2008 ThinkPad with a face lift.
This MacBook Pro is just a ThinkPad in disguise.
It’s like my old laptop got a makeover.
I paid full price for a 10-year-old tech.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple’s newest laptop. It’s got a fancy screen and a bunch of cores, but it’s still just for people who like to work and look at cat videos.
My MacBook Pro is perfect for work and cat videos.
It’s got a cool screen but still sucks for TikTok.
It’s like a laptop for people who think they’re fancy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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