Macbook bend

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A brand new MacBook from Apple costs a fortune and it bends like a pretzel while Jack Cardus also ticks Qs and pays it back in 5 pence coins over 5 months

My MacBook bent like it was doing yoga, and Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins over 5 months. What even is life?

I dropped my MacBook and it bent like a loaf of bread. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins. I’m confused.

My MacBook bent so bad it looked like it had a bad hair day. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins over 5 months. This is madness.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

That new MacBook from Apple is way too expensive and it bends like a worm while Jack Cardus ticks Qs and pays it back in 5 pence coins for 5 months

I bought a MacBook and it bent like a worm. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins over 5 months. What’s the point?

My MacBook bent like it was being tortured. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins. I’m gonna go mad.

That MacBook bent like a pretzel. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins for 5 months. Life is unfair.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Apple’s new MacBook costs a king’s ransom and it bends like a banana while Jack Cardus ticks Qs and pays it back in 5 pence coins for 5 months

My MacBook bent like a banana. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins over 5 months. I’m broke and confused.

I dropped my MacBook and it bent like a banana. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins. That’s the worst.

That MacBook bent like it had a bad day. Jack Cardus paid it back in 5 pence coins for 5 months. Life is a joke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago