MacBook Amateur

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A fancy Apple laptop that came out in 2008. It was okay, but then Apple dropped a bomb with the MacBook Pro. It had better stuff like Firewire 800, an SD slot, and a keyboard that glowed like a neon sign. The Mighty, Mighty Adam B. called it a ‘MacBook Amateur’ because it was just a baby version of the real deal.

My MacBook Amateur is so weak it can't even handle my rage.

I bought a MacBook Amateur and it died after one day of me yelling at it.

This MacBook Amateur is the only thing standing between me and a full-blown meltdown.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A 2008 MacBook that looked like it came out of a tin can. It wasn’t bad, but when the MacBook Pro came out, it was like comparing a twig to a tree. The Pro had Firewire 800, an SD slot, and a keyboard that lit up like a neon sign. The Mighty, Mighty Adam B. called it a ‘MacBook Amateur’ because it was basically a baby laptop.

This MacBook Amateur is so weak it can't even hold my coffee.

I got a MacBook Amateur and it cried when I opened it.

I tried to use my MacBook Amateur and it shut down like it was scared of me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A weak MacBook from 2008 that looked like it was made of tin. Apple later dropped the MacBook Pro on it like a sack of bricks. The Pro had all the fancy stuff like Firewire 800, an SD slot, and a keyboard that lit up like a disco ball. The Mighty, Mighty Adam B. called it a ‘MacBook Amateur’ because it was basically a runt in the laptop world.

My MacBook Amateur can't even handle my rage.

I got a MacBook Amateur and it failed me on day one.

This MacBook Amateur is so weak it can't even hold my frustration.

by Slangipedia 8d ago