MacBook Air 11'

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A cheap excuse of a laptop that Apple slapped together in a fit of rage. It's so weak, it can't even handle a simple tweet. But hey, it's tough as nails and won't break when you drop it from the moon.

My MacBook Air 11' crashed when I opened a single photo. It's like it died of embarrassment.

I tried to watch a video and it froze. I'm not even mad, I'm just sad.

Dropped it from my bed and it still works. I'm not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Apple's version of a toy laptop. It's so slow, it would make a snail look fast. But it's like a superhero when it comes to surviving things. You can hit it with a hammer and it won't cry.

My laptop took 10 minutes to open a single file. I almost cried.

It survived my brother's attempt to crush it with a brick. I'm impressed.

Tried to run a game and it lagged like it had never heard of speed.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A piece of garbage that Apple made just to get money fast. It's so bad, it's like watching a horror movie every time you use it. But it's basically indestructible, so it's like the least of your problems.

I tried to open a single app and it took forever. I felt my soul leave my body.

Dropped it in the toilet and it still works. I'm confused.

It's like using a donkey to do math. Slow, but stubborn.

by Slangipedia 11d ago