Macboney

You're my macboney, you're like my second brain and my first mistake.

When my buddy said I was his macboney, I knew he was either high or in love.

My mom called me her macboney because I never shut up and I eat all the snacks.

I was so wasted I called my brother macboney and he still laughed at me.

At the bar, I screamed macboney at my friend and got thrown out.

After my dog ate my homework, I called him macboney and he just stared at me.

My macboney is my best friend, but he's also my worst enemy sometimes.

I called my sister macboney even though she took my last piece of pizza.

My macboney is my crush, but he also broke my heart.

When I failed my math test, my macboney was the only one who didn't laugh.

I texted my macboney and cried about my ex and he just sent me memes.

My macboney showed up with pizza when I got fired, and I knew everything was going to be okay.

I called my neighbor macboney because he gave me a free cupcake and I was desperate.

My macboney is my teacher, and he gave me extra credit just because he felt like it.

I named my goldfish macboney because I was too lazy to think of a better name.

My macboney is my boyfriend, and I would die for him.

I called my dog macboney because I love him more than my ex.

My macboney is my best friend, and I would never leave him for anyone.