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When a Apple fan gets a hard-on and smells like a wet sock because they're bragging about Apple stuff.

'I'm telling you man, this iPhone is the best thing since sliced bread and also pizza.'

'You don't know what you're missing, bro. You're stuck in the Stone Age with your Samsung.'

'This MacBook is so smooth, it's like I'm riding a unicorn through a glitter factory.'

The crazy mix of a boner and a stink that happens when an Apple lover talks about their shiny new toys.

'This iPad is the future, and you're still using a flip phone from the 90s.'

'I just paid $2000 for a phone, and it's worth every penny because it's magical.'

'You can't even imagine the power of this Apple Watch, it's like a wizard's wand.'

When someone gets a boner and smells like a trash can because they're bragging about Apple stuff like it's the end of the world.

'This iPhone is so good, it's like I'm getting a raise every time I use it.'

'You're living in the past, and I'm living in the future with my iPhone 1000 Pro Max Ultra X.'

'This MacBook is so fast, it could outrun a cheetah in a sprint.'