macbitch

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A loud, obnoxious fan who yells "MACBITCH!" at the end of a play when Macbeth gets his ass kicked. It’s like the whole crowd is screaming because he was too much of a pansy to fight properly.
"That Macbeth got his ass handed to him, and I yelled MACBITCH so loud my neighbor called the cops."
"At the play, I screamed MACBITCH so hard my dog ran out of the room."
"I got kicked out of the theater for shouting MACBITCH when Macbeth got his ass torn up."
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Mac means "son of" and bitch means "son of a cunt." So macbitch means "son of a cunt." Simple. Basic. No need for fancy explanations.
"Why is this called Macbeth? It should be Macbitch because he’s a total cunt."
"My teacher called me a macbitch because I didn’t do my homework."
"My brother is a macbitch because he’s a total cunt."
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The tallest, skinniest, most annoying girl in your group. She’s got a big nose and thinks she’s the most beautiful. Everyone calls her macbitch because she’s a total pain in the ass.
"My friend is a macbitch because she’s got a big nose and talks too much."
"At lunch, the macbitch in our group made me eat my sandwich upside down."
"I called my sister a macbitch because she won’t stop picking on me."
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