Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you poop and your ass is stuck with it like a bad tattoo.

My poop is like a permanent reminder that I'm a failure.

I tried to wipe, but it just stuck to my butt like a curse.

I sat down and my ass screamed in pain.

2

When your poop won't let go and your butt is in a full-blown war.

My butt is at war with my poop, and I'm losing.

I wiped once and now I'm fighting a battle on my ass.

This poop is like a stubborn enemy that won't back down.

3

When you poop and your ass is like, 'Nope, you're not getting rid of me.'

My ass said no, and now I'm stuck with it.

I tried to wipe, and my ass said, 'You're not getting rid of me.'

My poop is like a stubborn ex that won't leave me alone.

4

When you poop and your butt feels like it's covered in glue.

My poop stuck to my butt like it was covered in glue.

I tried to wipe, but my ass was like, 'You're not getting out of here.'

I sat down and my ass was like, 'You're stuck with me.'

5

When your poop is so bad it feels like your butt is on fire.

My poop is so bad it's like my ass is burning.

I sat down and my butt exploded with pain.

This poop is like a fire that won't go out.

6

When you poop and your butt is like, 'You're not getting rid of me, I'm staying.'

My butt is like, 'You're not getting rid of me, I'm staying.'

I tried to wipe, but my ass was like, 'You're not getting rid of me.'

My poop is like a roommate who won't leave.