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A Spanish guy who is a total dipstick and thinks he’s the king of the bar because he knows how to order drinks and treats everyone like they’re beneath him.
"I don’t even know the menu, but I’m the best at this bar."
He laughed at my order like I was a kid who spilled juice.
He said I was a "boring human" for not knowing the difference between a rum and a tequila."
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A guy from Spain who acts like he’s the most important person in the room and doesn’t care if people hate him because he’s too busy flexing about his beverage skills.
He bragged about his drink knowledge like it was a superpower.
He called me a "boring human" for not knowing what a mojito was.
He said I was a "boring human" for not knowing what a mojito was.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A Spanish guy who thinks he’s the main event and everyone else is just a side dish because he’s too busy talking about drinks and being a pain in the ass.
He took over the conversation just because he ordered a drink.
He didn’t even know what a mojito was but still said I was a boring human.
He kept talking about drinks like it was the most important thing in life.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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