macayley

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Macayley is a girl who’s nice until she decides to rip your face off. She’s pretty, has a tiny nose, and will kick your ass if you mess with her twice.

You text her: "Hey, wanna hang out?" She replies: "Sure, but don’t expect me to be nice when you’re done."

She saw you cheating on her with her best friend. She didn’t say anything. Then she went to the gym and came back with a broken nose.

You tried to ignore her for a week. She sent you a DM: "You’re dead to me. I’ve already told my gym teacher."

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Macayley is a sweet girl with a tiny nose who will punch you in the face if you’re dumb enough to cross her twice.

She said she’d forgive you after you cheated on her. Then she did a backflip and kicked your ass.

You mocked her for having a button nose. She didn’t say anything. Then she gave you a nosebleed.

You sent her a message saying you didn’t like her. She replied with a photo of you crying after a gymnastics match.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Macayley is a pretty girl with a tiny nose who will beat you up if you’re stupid enough to mess with her a second time.

You broke up with her. She didn’t say anything. Then she took your lunch money and turned it into a gym workout.

You said she was ugly. She gave you a black eye and a bruised ego.

You ignored her for a day. She came to your house and did a handstand on your couch.

by Slangipedia 5h ago