macaw

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A bird so expensive it makes your mom cry. It's loud, leaves crap everywhere, and people steal them just to show off. They’re also usually kidnapped from their homes and should be let go.
My uncle paid $50,000 for a macaw and now it screams at him every morning.
That macaw cost more than my dad’s car. He’s got a badge for it.
I saw a guy get arrested for stealing a macaw. It was worth more than his whole life.
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When you make a stupid noise like a bird and flap your arms like a fool while bobbing your head like you’re trying to impress a toddler.
My cousin tried to MACAW in front of his crush and failed badly.
I did a MACAW in class and the teacher sent me to the principal.
My dog does a MACAW every time he sees a squirrel.
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Making that annoying bird noise with your mouth while flapping your arms and bobbing your head like you're trying to look cool.
My friend did a MACAW in the bathroom and got caught.
I did a MACAW during a Zoom call and my boss was horrified.
My little brother MACAWs every time he’s mad.
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When you make that stupid bird noise with your mouth, flap your arms, and bob your head like you're trying to look fancy.
My sister MACAWs every time she sees her crush.
I did a MACAW in the middle of the street and got yelled at by a cop.
My dog MACAWs when he wants a treat.
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A normal white macaw that gets dyed blue to look like it’s dead. Blue macaws are fancy and expensive, and white ones are just average and cheap.
My friend dyed his macaw blue so it looks like it’s dead.
That blue macaw cost $10,000. The white one? $10.
My teacher dyed her macaw blue and now it screams at me.
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The best quidditch team in New Zealand. They’re fast, wild, and their signature play is called the Mac-adrado. It’s like a dunk but with bludgers and beaters. They’re also really good at stealing points.
The Macaws won the quidditch game with a Mac-adrado. It was awesome.
I watched the Macaws play and got excited.
My brother is a Macaw fan and knows all their plays.
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A popular white guy who everyone likes. He’s chill, friendly, and always knows the best places to hang out.
My friend is a macaw and he’s the best at school.
That guy is a macaw. He’s cool and funny.
I want to be a macaw someday. I’m working on it.
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