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A bird so expensive it makes your mom cry. It's loud, leaves crap everywhere, and people steal them just to show off. They’re also usually kidnapped from their homes and should be let go.
My uncle paid $50,000 for a macaw and now it screams at him every morning.
That macaw cost more than my dad’s car. He’s got a badge for it.
I saw a guy get arrested for stealing a macaw. It was worth more than his whole life.