Macavan

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A Macavan is a person who shows up once in your life and acts like they own you. They're smart, they laugh at their own jokes, and they’ll probably tell you the worst insult you’ve ever heard.

My cousin showed up at my wedding and called my dad 'a man with a beard and no brain.' I still haven’t forgiven him.

My Macavan friend texted me at 2 a. m. to say my ex 'looks like a raccoon wearing a crown.'

At my best friend's birthday party, my Macavan cousin told my ex 'you're the reason the moon has craters.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Macavan is someone who comes into your life like a wrecking ball. They're smart, they're loud, and they’ll leave you with a laugh and a punch to the gut.

My Macavan neighbor yelled at my dog for 'stealing his snacks and looking like a thief with a bad hair day.'

At the grocery store, my Macavan aunt told the cashier 'you look like a potato with a personality.'

My Macavan uncle texted me during a Zoom meeting: 'Your boss is a man who thinks he’s a lion.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Macavan is someone you meet once and never forget. They're funny, they're smart, and they’ll make sure you remember them with a few choice words.

At my mom’s birthday party, my Macavan cousin said 'you look like a cake that lost a bet.'

My Macavan friend told my boss 'you're the reason the office has a stress ball.'

At my job interview, my Macavan uncle called the interviewer 'a man with a tie and no ideas.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago