macaulie

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A total weirdo who thinks the word epic is the worst thing ever. His mom is a ginger who works at Walmart and sometimes he eats moose for fun. He came up with stupid words like yard ape and n***** lips and loves the word button.
Bro, why is the sky blue? I don't know. But epic is stupid.
I ate a moose last night. It was like a burger, but worse.
My mom is a ginger. She works at Walmart. She also thinks I'm a yard ape.
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He’s a messed-up, special guy who will either save your life or make it a nightmare. He’s always chasing something bigger and never stops until he gets it. He’s a hot mess who needs love and understanding to stop being a hot mess.
I asked him what he wanted. He said, 'More. Always more.'
He broke up with his girlfriend because she said 'I love you' too loud.
He’s like a tornado in a dress. You can’t stop him.
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