Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most good-looking guy in the room. He’s hot as hell, has a dick that could split the atom, and is just the best human ever.

Bro, Macauley is the reason I’m still single.

He walks in and the whole bar goes silent.

I’d date him if he wasn’t already dating my ex.

2

A man who looks like a god and has a cock that could take down a whole army.

He’s like a superhero with a cock.

I’d follow him anywhere, even to the gym.

He’s the reason I’m still in the shower at 2 a. m.

3

A guy who’s not only cute but also has a personality that makes everyone around him feel like a loser.

He’s short but he’s got the charm of a king.

He’s the kind of guy who makes your ex feel bad.

He’s like a cute puppy with a PhD.

4

A loud mouth who talks like a sailor and has a cock that could make a whole town go wild.

He’s got the cock of a sailor and the mouth of a sailor.

He’s like a cocky sailor who’s also a cock legend.

He’s the reason I’ve got a hangover and a hard-on.

5

The son of a god who’s got the looks and the attitude to back it up.

He’s like the son of a god who’s also a legend.

He’s got the looks of a god and the attitude of a kid.

He’s the kind of guy who could make a priest blush.

6

When someone gets left alone at home and turns it into a full-blown war against the world.

That kid turned being alone into a full-blown war.

He’s got the face of a kid and the war cry of a general.

He’s like a kid who’s been left alone and is now the king of the house.

7

A sick, faggy kid who’s always getting sick and making everyone else feel bad.

That fag’s always sick and always making me feel worse.

He’s got the face of a fag and the sickness of a god.

He’s like the fag version of a sick kid who’s also a fag.