Macaulay Culking

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Being stuck at home by yourself doing whatever the hell you want whenever you feel like it with whoever you want
I woke up at 3 PM and decided to eat cereal for dinner and watch cat videos. That’s Macaulay Culking.
My dog and I had a dance party in the middle of the living room. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I stayed up until 2 AM eating pizza and yelling at my TV. That’s Macaulay Culking.
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Having no one to talk to and no rules, so you do whatever you want, whenever you want, with whoever shows up
My brother showed up with a bag of chips and we watched horror movies all night. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I decided to cook breakfast at 11 PM and no one stopped me. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I just sat on the couch eating ice cream and listening to music. That’s Macaulay Culking.
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Being at home with no one watching you, so you can be a total mess and do whatever you want without anyone saying anything
I spilled pizza on my shirt and didn’t care. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I wore pajamas to bed at 1 PM. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I just sat on the floor eating cereal out of the box. That’s Macaulay Culking.
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When you are home by yourself and you get to do whatever you want, whenever you feel like it, no matter who is with you
I just watched a movie with my dog and no one said anything. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I decided to wear socks to bed and no one cared. That’s Macaulay Culking.
I ate a whole pizza by myself and didn’t feel guilty. That’s Macaulay Culking.
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