macaulay caulking

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when your guts feel like they’re on fire after chugging cheap whiskey and raisin dry like a slob with no plans

I drank so much Macaulay, my stomach felt like it had a flamethrower inside.

Raisin dry with Macaulay? That’s like a hangover before the party even starts.

My insides are screaming, and it’s all because of that cheap whiskey.

freaking out in the bathroom by yourself while your roommates are gone and you’re too scared to stop

I was jerking off in the bathroom like I was hiding from the police.

My roommates are gone, and I’m too scared to stop jacking off.

I was doing the deed in the bathroom like I was being watched by the whole neighborhood.