Macaued

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A stupid, annoying, and ridiculous thing that only happens in Macau. Usually it happens to foreigners and makes no sense at all.
My coworker got Macaued when his taxi driver took him on a 3-hour detour for a 10-minute ride.
I got Macaued when my hotel charged me for 10 days of stay because I forgot to check out.
My friend got Macaued when his phone bill turned into a 5,000-dollar debt overnight.
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Macau is a place that used to be run by Portugal. It’s super rich and full of casinos. They call it the Las Vegas of the East because it’s all about gambling and fun.
I’d rather be in Macau than work 9 to 5.
Las Vegas is a joke compared to Macau.
Macau is the only place where I can lose my entire paycheck in 30 minutes.
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Macau is a tiny place near Hong Kong that used to be owned by Portugal. It’s known for its crazy amount of casinos and is basically a giant money pit.
I flew from Hong Kong to Macau in 45 minutes and spent 5 hours in a casino.
Macau is like a giant casino that thinks it’s a country.
I went to Macau for a weekend and came back broke and mad.
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When someone uses a joke or a term too much, it becomes annoying and pointless. That’s called Macauing.
My boss Macaued the office by using the same dumb meme every day.
My girlfriend Macaued me with her constant 'I love you' texts.
My friend Macaued me with the same joke for a whole month.
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Macau is a place run by China, but it’s almost like it has its own rules. It’s full of casinos, and it’s where James Bond fights dragons and has a hot scene.
Macau is the only place where James Bond fights dragons.
I went to Macau and felt like I was in a Bond movie.
Macau is where I lost my soul to a casino and a dragon.
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Macau is a slang word that means ‘fucking annoying.’ It’s used in Hong Kong and Macau like a curse word.
My boss said I was Macaued for being late 20 times.
My friend got Macaued by his girlfriend’s mom.
My phone died, and I got Macaued by my mom’s 100 texts.
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