macau

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Macau is a place where the Portuguese basically stole land from China and kept it for like 400 years. Now it’s rich and full of casinos. Some people call it Las Vegas of the East because it’s got more gambling than a drunk uncle at a family reunion.

I’m gonna retire in Macau. All I need is a slot machine and a free drink.

Macau is like a casino version of a vacation. You come in, you leave broke, and you think it was worth it.

Why does Macau have so many casinos? It’s like the whole city is one big poker game.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

People in the South say 'macau' like it's 'my cow.' It's the dumbest thing ever. Sounds like a kid who can't pronounce 'cow' and is trying to make it sound fancy.

My cousin from Alabama said 'macau' like it was a new kind of sandwich.

My teacher said 'macau' and I thought she was talking about a cow that had a degree.

I asked my friend what 'macau' meant, and he said, 'It's like my cow, but with a side of drama.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Macau is where expats go to get ripped off by casinos and then get yelled at by locals who think they’re stupid. It’s also where you can get from Hong Kong in under an hour if you’re not too lazy to catch a turbojet.

I flew to Macau and lost $500 in 10 minutes. That’s not a vacation, that’s a crime scene.

Macau is like a casino that’s also a jail. You go in, you come out broke and mad.

I caught a turbojet from Hong Kong and was in Macau before my coffee finished.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Macauing is when someone uses a joke or a phrase so much it becomes annoying, like a kid who won’t stop telling the same punchline every 30 seconds.

My friend macaued the joke 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' like 20 times. I wanted to scream.

The teacher macaued the same question so much I could’ve answered it in my sleep.

My mom macaued the same joke at dinner and I was like, 'Just tell me the punchline and leave me alone.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Macau event is when something weird happens that only makes sense to expats. It’s like when your neighbor’s dog starts speaking Portuguese and eats your lunch.

My friend had a Macau event where his internet stopped working and then started speaking Chinese.

I had a Macau event where my coffee tasted like it had been insulted.

My expat friend had a Macau event where his toaster started fighting his microwave.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Macau is a place where people say 'fucken annoying' like it’s a normal sentence. It’s also where Bond fights a bodyguard who gets eaten by a Komodo dragon. That’s not normal. That’s Macau.

My friend from Macau says 'fucken annoying' like it’s his full name.

I thought I was going to a movie, but it was just Bond fighting a Komodo dragon in Macau.

My cousin went to Macau and came back talking like a sailor who just got yelled at by a dragon.

by Slangipedia 3d ago