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A mess so bad, even a Mac engineer would cry into their coffee.
My computer crashed 7 times today. It's like it's trying to kill me.
This app is so broken, I think it’s haunted.
I tried to open a file, and now my screen is screaming at me.
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So broken, it makes a Mac engineer want to throw their keyboard out the window.
This software is worse than my ex.
I tried to update my phone, and now it’s a brick.
My laptop is giving me the finger.
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So bad, even a Mac engineer would blame their dog for it.
This app is like a toddler with a computer.
I tried to log in, and now my computer is mad at me.
This thing is so broken, it’s like it has a vendetta against me.
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