Macarutt

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Getting butt-fucked by a woman while she shovels macaroni salad into her mouth like it’s a goddamn job.
My cousin got Macarutt’d at the buffet and still got a promotion.
She said it was the best lunch she ever had.
He asked for seconds and got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a chick eats macaroni salad while you're getting anal sexed and you're like 'why is this happening to me?'.
I was Macarutt’d at a picnic and now I hate picnics forever.
She said it was the most awkward date ever.
He cried while eating salad and got a creampie.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A woman eats macaroni salad while you get butt-fucked and you're like 'this is the worst day of my life.'
My mom Macarutt’d me during family dinner and now I hate family dinners.
He got a creampie and a side of salad.
She said it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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