macartney

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A total beast who doesn't take any crap. She'll cuss you out and beat you up if you even look at her wrong. Her mom is the only one who can stop her from tearing your face off.
My homie tried to flirt with Macartney and got knocked out cold.
She cussed me out in front of the whole school for stealing her lunch.
Macartney threatened to beat my dad up if he didn't stop eating my cereal.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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The biggest loser in the universe. He's so bad at life he probably got kicked out of the loser club for being too much.
Macartney failed his math test and cried in the hallway.
He tripped over his own feet and fell into a puddle.
He tried to text me and spelled 'hello' as 'helo'.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A giant human who's amazing at basketball but can't shoot from beyond the three-point line. He's so tall he probably thinks the ceiling is just a suggestion.
Macartney blocked the shot like it was nothing.
He missed the three and cried in the locker room.
He's so tall he can touch the ceiling with his toes.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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