macarthur

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A general who kicked ass in World War 2 and then went on to fight in Korea like it was a side job. He wore sunglasses, a pipe, and a hat that looked like it was made of military pride.
"He was the guy who invaded Inchon like it was a pizza delivery.", @HistoryBuff420
"If MacArthur were here, he'd probably nuke your lunch.", @KoreanWarFan
"That general looked like he could beat up a whole army with a pipe.", @WW2Geek
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If you have the name MacArthur, you better be the most goddamn tough person on the planet, or else some other MacArthur is gonna come and kick your ass until you're begging for mercy.
"MacArthur? That’s not a name, that’s a threat.", @LastnameDrama
"I’m a MacArthur, and I ain’t scared of no one.", @MacArthurBro
"My last name is MacArthur, and I am not a disappointment.", @MacArthurPride
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In the Philippines, when someone flushes and then it comes back up, it's called MacArthur. It's like the toilet threw up.
"I ate MacArthur for breakfast. It was a bad choice.", @FilipinoFoodie
"That smell is MacArthur, and it's getting worse.", @ToiletMania
"I think my toilet is mad at me. It just did MacArthur on me.", @PoopDrama
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This guy is so American he probably was born in a flag. He wears sunglasses like they're a birthright and can nuke entire countries just for fun.
"MacArthur would nuke your house just to prove a point.", @AmericanDad
"He’s so American, he’s got a corn pipe and a flag tattoo.", @PatriotGuy
"That man is so American, he once yelled 'I shall return' at a sandwich.", @USHistoryGeek
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A park in LA, also the name of a terrible song. It's so bad it makes the sky cry, and it melts in the dark like a sad cake left out in the rain.
"MacArthur Park is the worst song ever. I once cried at it.", @MusicHater
"That park is so bad, it’s like it was made by a group of tired people.", @LAExplained
"I walked through MacArthur Park and felt my soul leave my body.", @ParkDrama
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To poop in a urinal. Or the pile of poop left there. It's like the toilet's version of a snack bar.
"He did a MacArthur in the urinal like it was a competition.", @PoopDrama
"That MacArthur was so big, it had its own zip code.", @UrinalRider
"MacArthur is the reason why urinals have a lid now.", @PublicRestroom
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A general who was so based he made war fun. He wanted to nuke China just because he felt like it. He was basically the definition of 'based.'
"MacArthur was so based, he nuked China just for kicks.", @KoreanWarBro
"That man was so based, he was the reason for the Korean War.", @BasedHistory
"If MacArthur was a meme, it would be a fire.", @BasedDad
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