macaroon asshole

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A person who stuffs their guts with so many macaroons they become a walking coconut clog, and their poop is like a dessert disaster.

I ate 12 macaroons in 5 minutes. Now I'm a macaroon asshole.

My colon is screaming for mercy. I'm a macaroon asshole.

I turned my lunch into a macaroon asshole moment.

When you’re so full of macaroons you think you’re going to explode, and your guts are like a coconut prison.

I’m not hungry. I’m a macaroon asshole.

I ate so many macaroons I feel like a coconut clog.

My stomach is a macaroon asshole factory.

A person who eats so many macaroons they turn their colon into a coconut-shaped hellhole.

My colon is a macaroon asshole now.

I ate like a macaroon asshole and now I feel it.

I’m the macaroon asshole of this lunch table.