Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid way to call black people that sounds like it was made up by a drunk kid in the 1800s.

My cousin called my teacher a macaroon and got sent to the principal’s office.

My brother says my mom is a macaroon and I hate him now.

My friend’s ex called him a macaroon during a breakup and now he’s crying in the shower.

2

Someone who thinks Apple products are the only thing that ever existed and will fight you to the death over it.

My friend is a macaroon and he turned off my phone just to prove it was better.

My cousin’s a macaroon and he uses a Mac to watch cat videos.

My teacher is a macaroon and he gave me a D for using Windows.

3

A candy that looks like it came from a coconut’s nightmares and has chocolate on it like it’s trying to save itself.

My mom gave me a macaroon and I almost threw it in the trash.

I ate a macaroon and my mouth felt like it was covered in coconut and regret.

My friend called macaroons the worst thing since the invention of the internet.

4

The person who is so sweet it feels like they’re going to melt your heart and then eat it.

My sister is a macaroon and she always brings me cookies when I’m sad.

My best friend is a macaroon and she gave me a hug when I failed my math test.

My dad is a macaroon and he brings me breakfast every morning.

5

A vagina that looks like it was made by a coconut and a chocolate factory having a screaming fight.

My friend said my crush has a macaroon and I laughed so hard I cried.

My teacher said my mom has a macaroon and I got sent to the office again.

I told my brother my crush has a macaroon and he said I was being weird.

6

The worst cookie in the history of the world and it smells like a coconut had a bad day.

I ate a macaroon and my mouth felt like it was covered in coconut and chocolate.

My mom said macaroons are the worst thing since the invention of the internet.

My teacher gave me a macaroon and I almost cried.

7

A medical disaster that happens when you stuff your face with macaroons like it’s the last day on Earth.

I ate ten macaroons and now I have to go to the bathroom ten times.

My friend ate too many macaroons and now he’s covered in coconut.

My mom told me not to eat macaroons and I ignored her and now I have a macaroon in my colon.