macaroni…with the ✨CHiCKeN STRiPs✨…😩

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the only thing worse than macaroni with chicken strips is when you eat it and realize you're still hungry
I ate the whole bowl and still wanted a pizza.
I’m not crying, I’m just frustrated.
My mom said I could have seconds… I took thirds.
2
macaroni with chicken strips is like a middle finger from the universe
It’s the reason I skipped school today.
I threw my plate at the wall and it hit my brother.
I asked for something better and got this.
3
macaroni with chicken strips is the breakfast of champions… if the champions are sad and tired
I ate it and fell asleep during math.
My dog ate my lunch and I cried.
I tried to be cool and ended up being sad.
4
macaroni with chicken strips is the worst thing to ever happen to my soul
I felt like I was being tortured.
I screamed into my lunch.
I asked for a pizza and got this instead.
5
macaroni with chicken strips is like getting a C on a test you studied for
I studied for this and still got this.
My teacher gave me this and I cried.
I got a C and now I’m sad.
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macaroni with chicken strips is the reason I don’t like Mondays
I ate it and hated my day.
I woke up to this and screamed.
I cried and then ate it.
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