Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Whatever you say it is, it is. No questions asked. Just accept it and move on.

I told my mom I got a 90 on the test. She said, 'Macaroniously? I believed you.'

My dog ate my homework. I said, 'Macaroniously, it was the best decision.'

My teacher said, 'This essay is macaroniously bad.' I said, 'Thanks, I love you too.'

2

The wet, squishy noise a woman’s pussy makes when she’s getting turned on and her legs are slowly opening like a juicy clam.

'I heard that sound from the other room. Was that you?' 'No, that was my sister macaroniously.'

He leaned in and whispered, 'You’re macaroniously.' She melted like butter on toast.

She turned on the TV, then turned on me. That was macaroniously.'

3

When something is so chill, it’s like the 18th century version of 'cool.'

My dog walked into the room. I said, 'That’s macaroniously.'

I got a 100 on the test. That was macaroniously cool.

She showed up late, but she was macaroniously stylish.

4

A guy who knows how to flirt and get laid. He’s smooth, he’s a ladies’ man, and he doesn’t care if you’re a total mess.

He’s a mack. He’s got the ladies eating out of his hand.

That guy at the bar is a mack. I bet he’s got a dozen exes.

She said, 'You’re a mack.' I said, 'Thank you, I try.'

5

A dumb Jamaican who can’t drive. They probably ran over a goat and then tried to blame it on the road.

That guy ran into three parked cars. He’s a mack.

She said, 'You’re a mack.' I said, 'I try.'

He tried to drive. The car screamed. He said, 'It’s a mack.'

6

A curly pasta that looks like a dumb kid’s finger. You eat it with cheese sauce and pretend it’s fancy.

I ate macaroni and said, 'This is fancy.'

The pasta looked like a curly finger. I called it macaroni.

My sister said, 'Macaroni is the dumbest thing ever.' I said, 'It’s macaroni.'

7

Macaroni and cheese is the reason I still live. It’s like heaven in a bowl.

I ate macaroni and cheese. It was like a dream come true.

My mom said, 'Macaroni and cheese is the best thing in the world.'

I got macaroni and cheese. I said, 'This is the best day ever.'