Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s not misspelled. It’s just stupid. It means you talk like a confused toddler who knows two languages but can’t pick one.

"I like pizza, but I also like *pizaa* in French.", Your cousin at the dinner table

"I’m half French, half idiot.", Your mom on Instagram

"I speak English and French, but I can’t pick one.", Your teacher after you failed the test

2

Tiny French sugar burgers. Only rich kids and girls who think they’re fancy eat them.

"I’m gonna be a sugar-burger baron.", Your rich cousin at the mall

"These cost more than my rent.", Your friend after buying a box

"I’m rich, I eat macaronic.", Your Instagram caption

3

Macarons are not macaroons. Macaroons are for people who don’t know the difference and are too lazy to learn.

"Macaroons are for the lazy.", Your classmate after you corrected him

"I think macaroons are the same as macarons.", Your grandma

"I eat macaroons, I don’t care about fancy stuff.", Your friend

4

Macarons are like the rich kid of desserts. They’re fancy, hard to make, and you’ll probably fail if you try.

"I tried making macarons, and I failed.", Your classmate

"I’m the rich kid of desserts.", Your mom

"I’m not gonna try, I’ll just eat them.", Your brother

5

It comes from Italian. It means a biscuit for a wanker. Yeah, that’s how it started.

"It’s a biscuit for a wanker.", Your teacher

"I’m a wanker, I eat macaronic.", Your friend

"It’s from Italian, I don’t care.", Your classmate

6

French for "yummy little sugar burgers." Just don’t expect them to be cheap.

"Yummy little sugar burgers.", Your teacher

"They’re not cheap, I’m broke.", Your friend

"I paid $20 for one.", Your rich cousin

7

It’s like an oreo, but instead of cream, it’s a weak, cold version of ice cream. Not a macaroon.

"It’s like an oreo, but worse.", Your classmate

"I think it’s just a weak ice cream.", Your friend

"It’s not a macaroon, it’s a macaron.", Your teacher