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A dude who eats gay cake like it's his last meal
I saw him devouring a whole cake in the middle of the school lunchroom
He tried to feed me cake during math class
He cried when the cake ran out
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A guy who thinks he's a food group
He brought a cake to the gym and ate it during pull-ups
He said the cake was his soulmate
He tried to make the cake do push-ups
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A man who's basically a walking dessert
He walked into the store and the cake screamed
He eats cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
He tried to propose to the cake
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A dude who thinks cake is a religion
He prayed to the cake before every meal
He got into a fight over cake flavors
He tried to convert me with cake
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A man who eats cake like it's a crime
He stole cake from the bakery
He ate cake in the middle of a police chase
He got in trouble for eating cake during a test
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A guy who's so into cake he forgot how to be human
He talks to the cake
He wears cake as a hat
He eats cake for dinner and then goes to sleep